Monday, December 06, 2004

Exit Polls Show a Sharp as a Marble Lead

Early exit polls are showing SaaM with a 13 point lead, regardless of current counts coming from the highly unreliable Wizbang stats.

SaaM is showing support from the following groups

Transgendered Immigrant Kumquat Farmers - 47%
Legally Blind, Left-Handed Dentists - 52%
Britney Spears Impersonators - 76%
His Mother - 0 % (however, not all precincts are reporting in yet)

So, beware! My Support is greater than you think!

1 Comments:

Blogger Preston Taylor Holmes said...

The Britney Spears Impersonators percentage was inflated by silicone injection. The actual number is somewhere around 55%.

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