Monday, December 06, 2004

Exit Polls Show a Sharp as a Marble Lead

Early exit polls are showing SaaM with a 13 point lead, regardless of current counts coming from the highly unreliable Wizbang stats.

SaaM is showing support from the following groups

Transgendered Immigrant Kumquat Farmers - 47%
Legally Blind, Left-Handed Dentists - 52%
Britney Spears Impersonators - 76%
His Mother - 0 % (however, not all precincts are reporting in yet)

So, beware! My Support is greater than you think!


Blogger Preston Taylor Holmes said...

The Britney Spears Impersonators percentage was inflated by silicone injection. The actual number is somewhere around 55%.

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