Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Who can give me the most free stuff?

So, I can't decide who I should vote for in the Best 1000-1750 Category.

Should I vote for Cranky who did that cool machine thingy and makes me laugh?

Should I vote for Gleeson who does all those kick-ass graphics and funny photoshops?

Should I vote for the Marble who has the best looking blog of the three?

I'm torn. Therefore, my vote is officially for sale. Start the bidding.

6 Comments:

Blogger Gordon said...

I'll hire a buffed shirtless Hispanic to change your car's oil. No extra charge for taping it.

9:54 AM  
Blogger Sean Gleeson said...

I lack the sources of foreign revenue available to my competitors for election tampering, and lately what little I can spare is given over to my charitable arm, the Fallujah Beautification Project. All I can offer you in exchange for your vote is the peace of mind that comes from doing right, and the thanks of a grateful nation.

10:05 AM  
Blogger Sean Gleeson said...

(Of course, Robb can offer the thanks of a grateful nation too. But I mean our nation, if that makes any difference to your mercenary heart.)

10:07 AM  
Blogger Gordon said...

Preston,

Sorry. I thought Beth wrote this post. Hence the whole shirtless guy thing.

But you know, for some reason it works even better this way.

Yes, I know I just threw that vote away. But I'm still laughing!

BTW, I think Robb is in striking distance, so he'll pony up the big bucks.

10:38 AM  
Blogger Preston Taylor Holmes said...

Gordon, there's nothing more truly American than a buff shirtless hispanic.

10:52 AM  
Blogger Robb said...

I'm partially hispanic, but I'm afraid the shirt is better left on. Trust me.

In fact, I probably could use my bare chest as a threat rather than a reward.

7:12 PM  

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