Who can give me the most free stuff?
So, I can't decide who I should vote for in the Best 1000-1750 Category.
Should I vote for Cranky who did that cool machine thingy and makes me laugh?
Should I vote for Gleeson who does all those kick-ass graphics and funny photoshops?
Should I vote for the Marble who has the best looking blog of the three?
I'm torn. Therefore, my vote is officially for sale. Start the bidding.
Should I vote for Cranky who did that cool machine thingy and makes me laugh?
Should I vote for Gleeson who does all those kick-ass graphics and funny photoshops?
Should I vote for the Marble who has the best looking blog of the three?
I'm torn. Therefore, my vote is officially for sale. Start the bidding.
posted by Preston at 10:15 AM
5 Comments:
I'll hire a buffed shirtless Hispanic to change your car's oil. No extra charge for taping it.
I lack the sources of foreign revenue available to my competitors for election tampering, and lately what little I can spare is given over to my charitable arm, the Fallujah Beautification Project. All I can offer you in exchange for your vote is the peace of mind that comes from doing right, and the thanks of a grateful nation.
(Of course, Robb can offer the thanks of a grateful nation too. But I mean our nation, if that makes any difference to your mercenary heart.)
Preston,
Sorry. I thought Beth wrote this post. Hence the whole shirtless guy thing.
But you know, for some reason it works even better this way.
Yes, I know I just threw that vote away. But I'm still laughing!
BTW, I think Robb is in striking distance, so he'll pony up the big bucks.
Gordon, there's nothing more truly American than a buff shirtless hispanic.
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