Friday, December 10, 2004

Blogger Introspection Outlawed

I am declaring blogwar on all introspective bloggers - starting with those who have entered the squared circle at BATTLE OF THE BLOGS.

Sure, I'm guilty of it too, but now that I've seen the light (thanks, Froggy), I'm comin' after the rest of you (metaphorically, of course).

Exhibit A: BamaPachyderm. I'm posting this while she's out of town so she can't defend herself.

Exhibit B: Cranky. I've already assaulted you on this one.

Exhibit C: Sharp as a Marble. You are actually allowed to quit blogging because you're blog is so visually pleasing that it's worth visiting for the design alone.

Exhibit D: Gleeson. Talking to oneself is one of the earliest signs of brutal insanity. Seek counseling.

Exhibit E: Allah. Well, he already quit, I just wanted to link to him for no reason because I'm sure he needs the traffic.

I will be adding other introspective bloggers for verbal assault as they're brought to my attention.


Sean from Gleeson Industrial Polluters, Inc., points out that he was *not* talking to himself, but was hearing two voices talking to each other in his head.

While I did realize this, it was more fun to imply that he was going insane. Nuance duly noted and apology submitted.

Also posted at SMB


Blogger Gordon said...

OK, I put my Phil Donohue dolls away and picked up a copy of Soldier of Fortune.

Gleeson, you're on my list. Preston, ditto. Dan, I know where you live.

No Mercy.

Gordon "There Is An Upside To Being Bipolar" Neocon

9:55 AM  
Blogger Preston Taylor Holmes said...

Now that's the Cranky sociopath I was looking for.

10:00 AM  
Blogger Dan said...

Well, it'd be a tired old cliche to give the Bluto Blutarsky speech from Animal House, so I'll just say this - all I see are a bunch of crazy assclowns making humble in hopes of a shot with Doctor Phil and a ticket to the big time. Your thinly veiled attempts to boost your individual traffic numbers doesn't fool me at all. So, strap some metal and ask yourself, "Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do you.?

7:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thank you for all your support!


9:13 PM  

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